The greatest quote from a holiday movie

Kyle Gass (of Tenacious D fame) in the movie Elf (they are pitching different story ideas for a children's book: "what about a tribe of asparagus children, and they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells."

Tribute: Mike Tyson

This guy is so beautifully raw. He is more punk rock than 99% of the self-proclaimed punks who come from suburban oases.  I could watch an hour of Mike Tyson clips. I love how he refers to sex as fornicating; its so unusually formal. In this 6 minute clip I think he mentions fornicating at least 12 times.